*Watch out for falling bubbles
*Soap is to the body what laughter is to the soul
*BATHTIME good clean fun
*Yes, you are the fairest of them all
*Splish, Splash it's fun to take a bath
*You don't have to brush all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep
*God, please tell Mama that real cowboys don't take baths, they just dust off
*A nice hot bath will fix just about anything
*Bathroom rules: WASH-BRUSH-FLOSS-FLUSH
*Be a sweetie, close the seatie!
*If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!